Rockstar

...but there's some cool videos i found that i just have to share. They are videos of old school arcade games using stop motion with people instead of pixels. I think the space invaders one is my favourite.

CLICK!!

Happy Easter all

First week of course is nearly over. wahoo. today i have a very short day which just consists of an exam. let me explain the confusion ive been through.
First half of the year is animal care, second half of the year is more intense vet nursing. I thought i would apply for vet nursing closer to the time but apparently you had to apply at the start of the year. So everyone met on day one and we had a big team building thing at a camp then the next day they split us into 2 groups of 20- the animal care people and the people going on to vet nursing for the second half. There was already 4 or 5 people on the waiting list from my animal care class to get into vet nursing.
i talked to the tutor and explained my situation and she said she would try and get me into it, and i organised to do my work experience at maidstone vets which apparently is the best place to be doing it.
Next day we had the proper interview with the tutor to organise ordering stuff and work placements etc. The tutor had said that they were both very impressed with my confidence and drive (which im guessing is because im able to make everyone laugh when we were doing boring health and safety?) and that i'm pretty much in vet nursing and at the maidstone vets for work placement just dont tell anyone. Probably would have preffered not to hear that- makes me ego go high like a kite and i'm predicting it will destroy any initial charm they saw. But luckily i can get that charm back because of the PINK stethoscope that i ordered! and my awsum scrubs top. mwahaha ill be like the vet version of JD. or maybe perry. it's alot easier to be sarcastic to animals. just not as pleasing. the end.

Mainly just for nick's amusement.
Emo game

I like the cutscene before act 2. "all emo boys in bands are born different from other boys. they are born with a special set of ovaries in their body. These ovaries allow them to harness the special powers of emo for the use of good... or evil."

And chris from dashboard confessional being the wussiest character to choose from. Always talking about the fights he has with his girlfriend.

i just found this picture of me and my 2 older bros on my computer. it is AWSUM


Haha it's us receiving an award for best hair in a rock band. you know it.
peace out B!tches

I Like this song

i heard it on the PETA "state of the union" address. The one on the PETA site with the hot chick stripping innappropriately having a talk about stuff. then a montage of the animals being abused etc, just to really F*** up your emotions times two mwaha.
anyway, it's HERE

Click here to create your own painting.

Just watched the untouchables. I'm kevin costner! That movie made elliot ness look like an over-obsessive crazy person. Made capone look normal. except for the baseball bat bit. Afterwards i watched the theatrical trailer for it and it was quite amusing. it had that guy in all the cliche movies with that deep raspy voice. saying "Kevin Costner is Elliot Reed". anywho thats what i been doing. what have you been doing?

EDIT:: i just wrote elliot reed instead of elliot ness haha. i would change it but it's funny. and i wanna see him play a blonde skank doctor. why? because i can.

$665.95
Retail price of the Beast

$769.95
Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

$656.66
Warehouse price of the Beast

$646.66
Next week's Warehouse price of the Beast

DCLXVI
Roman numeral of the Beast

666.0000
Number of the High Precision Beast

0.666
Number of the Millibeast

/ 666
Beast Common Denominator

(-666) ^ (1/2)
Imaginary number of the Beast

6.66 e3
Floating point Beast

1010011010
Binary of the Beast

Wow! I Know where i would end up if i dug straight down till i came out the other side. somewhere in spain apparently! I saw my house too! it was before the roof was painted though i think.

Got a band practice tonight. yahoo. well not really a "band" practice. since we aren't really a band anymore. I would say jam session but that sounds like we are going to be eating various jams.
I need to rent out The Untouchables because im playing Elliot Ness in the Kapcon Larp. the Dude that compiled the untouchables.
Meh. The end

I added a song to my myspace music page. It's a song about my favourite type of people. Done in the tune of Bush's "Glysterine".
Chorus isnt up there yet but 'Glysterine' will be replaced with your-so-mean. Fricking awesum.
HERES THE SITE
song name is emos inspire me or something. the one that plays automatically
 enjoy

-Oh and sometimes it takes 48 hours to get it up and running so if it doesn't work just yet try again tomorrow or the next day or the next

I really really need to go have a burning hot painfull shower to get rid of the grossness these people have transmitted to me.
Horse Humper
Sounds pretty dodgy but theres no nudity, images of sex or anything. just gross mental images. and a F****d up married couple having a chat. 
I'm sharing it because i hate you. MWAHAHA

But for those of you that i like and that like me- you can buy me this toy
Yahoo.
oh and some more EMO GOODNESS

Im so generous today.

Screw you and your little dog too.

Here is my realistic christmas list for anyone that wants to get me any of them.
-Any season dvd of scrubs
-The Matches cd
-A nintendo Wii!!! (heh i can dream)
-DVD video camera (still dreaming)
-Clothes.

hmm the end. can't really think of anything interesting. peace out
-Luke

found my birth certificate the other day. 'twas under my bed like i thought. Once i get through this course next year- i'm gonna be like dr cox from scrubs except the patients will be animals and i wont be a ginger.
My new favourite band is the matches. they are probably really old news etc but i havent heard them before so i like it.
Reminder to me-- make a myspace music page to show other people my crappy recorded songs.
the end

Im drinking a small bottle of something called "freekee:Sour squirt" it was in the lollies section at the dairy. It's like drinking strong, weird-tasting liquor except you only need a drop to make you cringe. im almost halfway through it though. Where's my birth certificate? WHERE?! It'll be somewhere lying around. probably under my bed but thats over 30cm out of my reach so meh. I need it to apply for a student loan for the course next year so i have more than stupid NZQA qualifications.

I wanna play Set.

The choke cable on my car broke. It was already dicky so i think the handle was only connected to a couple of the inside wires and then they just snapped off one day. fuckin bitch wire.
Need to fix the rust too. fuckin bitch rust.
Fixed the door speakers today. nice door speakers.

The end

In the middle of a u2 concert, bono stood still and the band stopped playing. he then clapped every 2 seconds. while clapping he said "Every time i clap- a child in africa dies" then someone in the audience yelled "well stop fucking clapping then!"
I'm not good at storytelling because i'm awesome but i heard that somewhere and needed to share.

I'm thirsty so i'm gonna have a shower.

Im ripping CD's. Did i say ripping? i meant gripping. Because i own them. yup.
Anyway, i borrowed my girl's cd wallet and it has christina aguilera. And i listened to alot of the songs without realising. Then afterwards i wanted to read those girl magazines like "Girlfriend" or "Cleo" or wateva they are called. The one's where they have people saying "OMG the other day i was sitting on my crush's knee and i had my period and i bled on his leg and stained his paints! he's never gonna talk to me again!" HOW EMBARASSING. I bet he was more concentrated on absorbing all the extra pheromones being produced during her 'flow'. What was i talking about? oh yeah dumb magazines. oh no wait... dumb christina aguilera. Dancing in the street with that hose between her legs and all that fake tan and makeup and belts for dresses. Time to cop- ahh BACKUP an eminem CD so i feel manly and gangzta again.
PEACE!

Yay i got presents! more than i had anticipated as well which was rad. in order of appearance...

Wedding crashers (that owen wilson and vince vaughn one) DVD from my brother panda_pitt
A bunch of fancy lollies and a Yorkie chocolate bar that says "It's NOT for girls". amusing. from my dear girlfriend.
a teddy bear that is dressed up like a duck (???) which says "im quakers about you" on it's tummy from the girlfriend
Some aftershave from girlfriend
A set of pillow cases and duvet cover (because apparently i need one?) from lovely girlfriend.
GTA: VICE CITY STORIES FOR PSP from my AWESOME girlfriend
A wireless USB adapter from ma dad mundens so i can now internetise on my own computer instead of stealing my brothers laptop.

Still got a couple presents from mum to get tomorrow. so it's still my birthday till then!

My girl's graduation from her hairdressing course is today. Go her!

The end.

Bang Bang Bang. Go the guns. I want a giant mechanised thingy like on the matrix. I also want a massive gash in my face like the guy that was in one that got mauled by the sentinals. Just for the aesthetic value- not the self-harm reason.
After all- Emos only pretend to be depressed because it's 'cool' to mope and sulk.
In 10 years the weather will be so intense, due to global warming or whatever is happening, that we will be living in underground bases and will have to use giant exoskeleton things to mine for materials on the earths surface. And a couple hundred years into that- Machines will take over and bla bla bla.
I know because i'm the oracle. And you're not. Sucks to be you! SHAME!